Games

PART I INTRO ╰（‵□′）╯ Wee-woo wee-woo ╚(•⌂•)╝ A Survival Horror game came out in 2024 Anno Domini that doesn’t copy the PS1 graphics? Did someone actually think to use a unique style instead of jerking off to shaky polygons? With that kind of style, the game looks more like a lawsuit than a horror game. No shaky polygons (´･ω･`)? PART II STEPPING INTO THE MADDNESS ╰（‵□′）╯ Welcome to Crow Country Adventure Park. Our attractions include: red goo, notes, lots of dialogue, puzzles, backtracking, and a very large crow statue. Special Agent Mara Forest arrives in Crow Country of her own will. This is a game about bear traps, abominations, evil businessman, and unemployed protagonist. ...

PART I INTERLUDE (。・ω・。) In the current world, stricken by the greed of corporations, we have entered a consumerist paradise for the fans of Funko Pops™ and Reddit. Industry geniuses such as Konami are ready to publish moldy products from 30 years ago onto the market out of fear and inability to create anything new, and to receive free money. Metal Gear Master Collection is a glorified series of ports. For Metal Gear 1 and 2, they cut out an already existing port that was available in MGS 3 Subsistence on PS2, which apparently was a mobile port, and started selling them separately. The game was included as a side content on a second disc for the game title! ...